Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat, and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML
Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML
Today, a pigeon flew into my apartment through an open window. I tried for 20 minutes to guide it back outside. It eventually left on its own, then immediately flew back in through the window again. FML
Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, I got back home to my completely locked-up apartment after a long and stressful family visit. On digging through my nice clean clothes for something comfy to change into, I was set upon and stung by a great dirty wasp hiding in there. How the fuck did it get in? Are there more of them in here with me?! FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, I saw my cat attacking a suitcase under my bed for apparently no reason. I laughed and picked it up to show him that there was nothing there, only to find a huge wasp hiding under it. FML.
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Top comments
Wizardo 34
Now if you'd finish your game of Jumanji before you bring devastation upon everyone, that would be very much appreciated.
rebeltw 15
wild kingdom
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Comments (78)
flufee2 27
Just move out they have taken over lol
wanted_2_want 40
An animal convention! YDI because you were CHICKEN for running away instead of taking care of business in the first place.
ksks1234 33
The pigeon can eat the wasps, the cat can eat the pigeon, you can buy a dog to eat the cat, get a cougar to eat the dog, get a pack of wolves to eat the cougar, get a pride of lions to eat the wolves, get a heard of elephants to chase the lions, and finally, buy a nest of mice to chase the elephants away. Plus, you have new mice friends. Your friend, Cinderella, can help you dress and name them.
fader48080 10
where the hell do you live!?!
falconpunch777 1
And a Jehovah's Witness.
rachelannxxx 8
just be glad you didn't come back to even more wasps flying around
furubafan74 18
He did. He left one wasp, he came back to three wasps.
calianon 7
Well that escalated quickly...
HotShot313 15
You must be from Australia
toxic_walrus 15
And a partridge in a pear tree
MisUnFortunate 31
51 that comment is perfect
GlasgowSneer 13
Why would you leave your door open and just leave? That's an invitation for anything to happen. You should've been watching.
bReLiNg 18
OP could live in the country. We never close our doors in the country.