Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Dallas, United States

Bash the fash

Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but…" then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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ninjanick1911 14

4 April 2015, 20:22

Anytime you have to say "I'm not racist" you're probably gonna end up saying something racist

MCFX2 10

4 April 2015, 20:25

Hey, its like saying "no ****" before sucking someone's dick.

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beararm 11

4 April 2015, 20:37

ay u sobered up enough to remember how fuckd up that was, there's still hope for your family name...

whycantisignup 24

4 April 2015, 20:37

That's like saying: "Dude, I'm not mathematically incapable, but 1 + 1 = 3."

VitalDistance 14

4 April 2015, 20:38

Damn OP your brother owes you more than just a beer.

gintwinsmoore 20

4 April 2015, 20:40

alcohol and racism doesn't mix...

SweetasCandy0609 28

4 April 2015, 21:10

racism doesn't mix with anything.

abNormal62 23

4 April 2015, 21:06

Pick your drinking partners more wisely next time and you don't have to pick your teeth up off the floor after finishing the drinks

SweetasCandy0609 28

4 April 2015, 21:13

your brother is a jackass sorry that you beat up OP, your brother owes you more than an apology.

tranced_ 45

4 April 2015, 21:15

Wonder why you were penalised as it was your brother who's racist not you!

more4me 27

4 April 2015, 22:32

Guilty by association . Happens all the time !

Vestin 18

5 April 2015, 00:17

#20 That's very simple - people commonly lump others together based on superficial inspection. They just ASSUMED that he was as racist as his brother. To spell it out: a bunch of bigots beat up a bigot and his brother due to being upset at their perceived bigotry. Compare "we don't take kindly to people who don't take kindly around here".