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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Dallas, United States

Bash the fash

Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but…" then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Anytime you have to say "I'm not racist" you're probably gonna end up saying something racist

Hey, its like saying "no ****" before sucking someone's dick.

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I would quickly get away from him and act like you don't know him if he does it again.

your brother is Donald Trump?!?!

thats the code for the kkk... "dude im not racist but..."

I'm not racist but everyone except native Americans should get out we were here first lol jk but I am native American