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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Dallas, United States

Bash the fash

Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but…" then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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ninjanick1911 14

Anytime you have to say "I'm not racist" you're probably gonna end up saying something racist

MCFX2 10

Hey, its like saying "no ****" before sucking someone's dick.

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Comments (54)

angelofsaturn 23

I'm sorry that your brother is a goddamn racist idiot. Did he get beaten up as well or is he the type to talk shit and run?

poppunkette 22

That sucks op your brother is an absolute racist moron!

FiendHunter 19

Hang with better people. Even if it is your brother.

gabagabaheyu 10

hey stab your brother for me yeah?

Bossgirlhana 15

"I'm not a racist, but blacks had it better when they were slaves." "I'm not homophobic, but I think gays should stay in the closet." "I'm not sexist, but I think women shouldn't have the right to vote." I've actually heard these things said before. Anything that comes after "I'm not racist/homophobic/sexist, is going to come out as racist/homophobic/sexist.

soulreaper12296 28

Then why were you the one that got the shit beaten out of them then?

NostalgiaFreak9 43

Your brother needs a lesson in early US history.

cakeees_ 9

but the 'all american whites ' are immigrants too? natives are the only one's that weren't brought here

bigRED96 10

Little thing called 'Guilty by Association' (it bites)