Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Dallas, United States
Bash the fash
Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but…" then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML
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ninjanick1911 14
Anytime you have to say "I'm not racist" you're probably gonna end up saying something racist
MCFX2 10
Hey, its like saying "no ****" before sucking someone's dick.
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laurarossiox 11
Just like saying "no offence but.." And then you offend them. But I hope your brother gets a reality check!
ksanche1 2
learn how to fight
Silk_Routes 14
these are the situations where u declare u r single child...lol
white_terrorist 5
You and your brother are both racist and deserved the beating.
Kitsi 14
Well, are you also a racist? if so,YDI. If not, that sucks and tell your imbecile bro to take some courses in cultural sensitivity. Racism is shameful.
DorLeon 14
i am not racist but "never f*cking loose my brother, never f*cking loose" :D FYL
vikky538 29
If your brother said racy stuff why you have got the beating
Fuhkyoo 17
its alot easier when the family tree doesnt fork
Taolan 23
Dude, your brother dug a hole so deep not even the Bro code dictates you get in it with him. As long as nobody's looking to stab the dumbass, totally acceptable to walk away and let him get beat. You probably could have avoided the whole thing by punching him yourself though.
Meggarea 4
Are you my brother?