Today, some guy walked into the restaurant I work at and ordered enough food to serve the entire National Guard of Texas. He thanked us by leaving a $0.50 tip and shitting on the bathroom floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML
Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML
Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML
Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML
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Top comments
Sneado 20
Looks like that's the perfect time to slip out on your break or lunch.
Shadowvoid 33
That's an awkward experience, I certainly hope this isn't a normal occurrence where you work. I hope you get better tips and customers in the future
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Comments (72)
Breastly_Blessed 12
I used to be a waitress and honestly you shouldn't be complaining. At least you're getting paid for the services you provide. Grow up.
sicksadworld1317 30
**** no. The OP has absolutely every right to complain. I used to work in a daycare changing diapers and cleaning shit every day. Even those kids were cleaner than to shit on the floor; and adults have no right or reason to do so unless it was an accident- and in that case, a decent person would at least help clean it up. You may find the idea of cleaning that up unralphworthy, but you'd be hard pressed to find someone that doesn't. So step off the high horse. I truly hate when immature and apathetic people tell others to "grow up".
pandalover69 26
What country were you a server in? In America you only make $2 an hour as a server and that's just for tax reasons, you make all your money off tips and when people don't tip you you actually lose money and it can really hurt someone financially. What he did was rude and disgusting, he shit on the floor, what kind of grown man does that?! Why should OP not complain?
Mellowyellow15 10
What a low class piece of crap. Sorry to hear it OP.
FMLworthy5000 21
'Merica
snowflake_3325 7
I work at staples, of all places, in canada lol and you should see what people do to our bathrooms. It's worse than walmart. And I've worked for four stores (so far) it never ceases to amaze and disgust me
missbrit818 20
Wtf
zathor 11
one I was drunk. two I was feeding the squad. three the shit and tip was cause you were being a bitch while I was ordering. four jk
anonymuzzz 11
Next time don't forget to give him a ladder, he's gonna need it whenever he takes a poop at home. And something to unclog the toilet too
michaelasims2015 8
Don't feel so bad, I don't get any tips at the food place I work at, and yet men seem to have shit all the way on the ceiling. It is like a Daddy Day Care scene when I walk in there to clean it
Starfire950 5
do you work in Colorado?