Today, some guy walked into the restaurant I work at and ordered enough food to serve the entire National Guard of Texas. He thanked us by leaving a $0.50 tip and shitting on the bathroom floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML
Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML
Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML
Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML
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Top comments
Sneado 20
Looks like that's the perfect time to slip out on your break or lunch.
Shadowvoid 33
That's an awkward experience, I certainly hope this isn't a normal occurrence where you work. I hope you get better tips and customers in the future
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Comments (72)
Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
i would have punched him in the face.
vikky538 29
At Least he paid the bill. Sometimes that doesn't happen either
starwars7 3
I think someone needs to learn some respect
Waschlappen 23
Even after living in the states for a while, I still find your tipping system a little strange. To me a tip is something I give, if I received out of the ordinary treatment, so not just something I would give to anyone. I understand that things are different over there and your minimum wages sucks, but I get annoyed when somebody is just doing their job, and then they expect to be tipped for doing it.
uhnevermind 24
In a lot of European countries(yours may or may not be one of them), basic tips are included in the bill that customers receive. In the US, they're not. Workers are often paid VERY little too, because their bosses expect them to live on tips. Which is how most waiters/waitresses do live. So people are expected to tip 15-20% of the bill, or else the people actually serving them can't eat themselves. tl;dr: Not tipping in the US is basically a big "**** you" to your servers.
Emmageen 14
in European countries tip is included (higher minimum wage) because the bosses have to : it's the law... just saying. ..
worldclassrager 41
I have got tipped a penny before...so I can understand...but are you sure it was him unloaded on the floor?
dagarr 11
He must have been a shitty customer
Brittany147 7
I have a coworker that had the same incident happen to her. its discusting that people think its okay to shit on the floor.
FlutterLoud 29
That's really crappy of somebody to do... But what can I say, this world is full of rude, disrespectful, idiots who don't care about others.
samlovesham1234 9
Pfft! Some tip!! Moron.
NickThunder 12
Well ****... Your life sucks