Today, I called my husband and he told me that he was going to invite his friend Jeff over that night. I told him I would prefer that he didn't come over. He took it to mean that I wanted to spend time with him and came home with flowers. Then had to tell him I was leaving him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML
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Mylar 0
Yeah, your life isn't ******, his is.
dragonmystik3030 0
FHL indeed. hate to tell you this, but the world does NOT revolve around you. and from the sound of it, you leaving him is the best thing you can do for him :P
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Comments (425)
robocafaz 0
Aw, how terrible, you had to feel a negligible amount of guilt! :'(
justwant2Bhappy 0
you are a terrible person and I hope you choke
thaprototype 0
You bitch
at0micmin3r 23
Have you no spine?! Right after flowers too! D:
AngelicDreamer 0
DAMN... FHL.... BITCH MUCH???
PredyJessica 0
omg people stop calling her a bitch >_> you don't know what happened!maybe he only acted nice that once night you may never know!
Asdas_fml 0
What the **** is wrong with the people saying shes a bitch or hoping she'd die? If you're married to someone you don't love anymore are you just gonna hang in there for the rest of your life?
at0micmin3r 23
YDI for leaving him. YDI for marrying him in the first place if you really didn't love him.
PeterB_fml 0
Well she might have loved him when they got married but i just kinda wen away... but still thats when you do thing together so you can get that spark back and if it doesnt come back you go and get help... im a firm believer in staying together when married. your not a bitch. but you should have stayed
SaneN85 0
I'm gonna say you're a selfish bitch simply for posting this ridiculous FML. To top that off, I'm gonna assume (probably rightly so) that you are lacking in enough common sense to word this post in a way that would immediately get you attacked by everyone on the internet. You obviously feel like a victim in this scenario (which clearly you're not), otherwise you wouldn't be posting here and I don't think something this personal about your life should be spread out here for everyone to see. Especially because it's not just your business your splattering all over the place. I could give two ***** about why you're leaving him, but you're a bitch for this post.