Today, I realized why "Stay off the grass" signs were all over campus. I cut through the grass on my way to my next class and tripped over a sprinkler head, breaking it off and soaking myself in muddy water. I had to sit through a 4-hour lecture with wet, muddy clothes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, a few friends and I ran through sprinklers at our school until we were all soaked. Then we were told that they put fertilizer in the water. I'm soaked in manure. Now I know why it tasted weird. FML
Today, the rain was pouring really hard outside. I found this out when it started raining on me at 4 am inside my dorm room. Thanks college. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, I was on my way to class and it was muddy outside, so I slipped and it looks like I shit myself. I'm wearing white pants. FML
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, it was pouring rain outside, I had two textbooks in my hands. I took a shortcut, and instead of running around the small pole that directed the line at the cafe, I decided to jump over it. In front of a group of guys, my foot got caught and I faceplanted with my books flying everywhere. FML
Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML
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fifi125 21
There's a reason that sign is there. YDI
gosh_mate 30
YDI. There was a clear warning and you chose to ignore it.
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Comments (69)
crochet_addict 10
You're lucky it only says stay off the grass. At my daughter's college campus the signs are "Don't Feed The Alligators!"
mettaton 9
YDI. There's a sign there for a reason. Also, hopefully you have to pay for repairs too.
tomvertigo 17
OP: "Poison: Do Not Drink"... HMMM, sounds tasty.
Stevethatguy 3
you really deserved it, First off you ignore the sign. That I could understand people doing but then you weren't cautious of the grass. Most people would think to look for the reason the sign was there if they did cut. sorry op but ydi
davek 36
I thought they were just telling us not to smoke weed...
ks92 16
Why is there school on Thanksgiving? Schools are closed. At least in New York.
LonelyAngel22 13
Might've been submitted a few days ago and only just got posted, or might be one of those cases where it actually happened a while ago but the person only submitted now for whatever reason.
gobiteme2 34
To bad they didn't hang a sign around your neck with "DUMB GRASS" on it.
FalloutScrolls 25
I thought people usually used these things called -brains- on campuses. I guess you learn something new every day. Clearly you did too, OP.
Colon_Man 17
"And I thought you lived at a school." Now I have to have a marathon day. :)
ZaiopePerSe 15
"Today I was repeatedly told not to punch a lion in the face. I did and now I have to sit through the rest of my life with scars and nervous damages. FML"
Shade1982 21
"nervous damage"? Lol, I realise it is probably a typo and you meant "nerve damage", but still funny as h*ll...
bstarqueen 16
Sucks because you had to sit through a class soaked. But you still deserved it.