Today, I realized why "Stay off the grass" signs were all over campus. I cut through the grass on my way to my next class and tripped over a sprinkler head, breaking it off and soaking myself in muddy water. I had to sit through a 4-hour lecture with wet, muddy clothes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, a few friends and I ran through sprinklers at our school until we were all soaked. Then we were told that they put fertilizer in the water. I'm soaked in manure. Now I know why it tasted weird. FML
Today, the rain was pouring really hard outside. I found this out when it started raining on me at 4 am inside my dorm room. Thanks college. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, I was on my way to class and it was muddy outside, so I slipped and it looks like I shit myself. I'm wearing white pants. FML
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, it was pouring rain outside, I had two textbooks in my hands. I took a shortcut, and instead of running around the small pole that directed the line at the cafe, I decided to jump over it. In front of a group of guys, my foot got caught and I faceplanted with my books flying everywhere. FML
Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML
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Top comments
fifi125 21
There's a reason that sign is there. YDI
gosh_mate 30
YDI. There was a clear warning and you chose to ignore it.
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Comments (69)
grtfuldeadlovr 27
I am guessing you won't do that again.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Did you happen to mistake the message for a drug warning? I don't see why else you would completely ignore the many signs posted everywhere.
more4me 27
If only they had put up a sign ... Oh wait!
Colon_Man 17
You're the reason why we can't have nice things. Also, you probably spread pesticides or fertilizer all over the campus.
princeofgirl 18
Good job smart one. Pay heed to the signs next time.
feeloona 18
YDI!! I hope you'll have to pay the broken sprinkler.
finalyearsofhate 22
I bet you'll have to pay for the damages, too. Next time, pay attention to the signs.
Mynxie 26
Well maybe next time you will heed the warning signs. YDI big time. Hope they charge you for repairs
destinyking137 4
oh
hoosierholla 17
A campus where you can't walk on the grass? Seems weird. But you still deserve it.