Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML
Today, I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog. After some pushing and prodding, I thought my boyfriend was trying to move the dog out of the way to cuddle with me. It turns out, he was moving the dog closer to him. My boyfriend would rather spoon with his dog than me. FML
Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML
Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
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TransitionCovert 6
Doggystyle?
savy7093 9
Threesome?
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Comments (162)
NativeRat 0
Maybe he is the new dog whisperer?
mohammadkm95 6
Did he still have a boner playing with the dog?
wtfmylifedude 8
Ah, mans best friend. :)
AustrianChaos 3
Either you are just not that sexy, or you have an exceptionally cute dog. Anyways, this really is a FYL.
perdix 31
CTFD. Be patient, just as long as you get all the Snausages, you can let him play with the dog for a while.
cabbitt 0
Skip the foreplay next time.
meowmixman 0
he chose pooch over pussy
Laurababy1668 0
XD
unknownchick313 0
********** much? Whata catch ya got there.
sandybaybe 3
Your doggie got jealous?
Namenlos_fml 20
Dogs are such cockblocks! Crap like that happens all the time.