Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after our teacher had said this class would be very important and that we should take notes, instead of writing notes, I brought a recorder to class. After class, I listened to the recording, and all I could hear was muffled voices. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask a question in a packed lecture hall. The professor repeated my question, except he'd misheard me and rephrased it into something wildly incorrect. The class laughed. Instead of correcting him, I nodded. Now half the class thinks I don’t understand the difference between correlation and causation. FML
Today, during an online class, I forgot to mute myself while trying to get my dog to poop. The whole class, including my professor, heard me sing “Push It” by Salt-N-Pepa to motivate her. They all had many questions when I came back on camera. FML
Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML
Today, as a teaching assistant, I somehow uploaded my personal notes instead of the lecture slides. My “notes” included reminders like “slow down, idiot”, “this makes no sense”, and “students will hate this part.” Several students emailed me saying they appreciated the honesty. I would've appreciated the ground opening and swallowing me whole. FML
Today, at university, I worked up the courage to speak up in a lecture hall of 200 people. I raised my hand, made my point, and felt pretty good until the professor said, “That’s exactly what I said like five minutes ago.” Half the room turned to look at me like I'd just woken up from a nap mid-class. Which I had. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, during my online class, I was answering my professor's question when my older sister slammed open the door to loudly say, "WHAT'S UP CHICKEN FUCKER?" My class heard. I hate online school. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
iAlissa 34
Classy lady.
shelbyj 6
People have no respect
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (109)
olpally 33
Call her a "twat waffle" lol. She's the ****.
stonedfishies 10
This is why so many people are so afraid to ask questions in class. It's judgmental people like her.
skitzymew 19
If she can't say it aloud, then she's a dumb bitch.
Pandamonia88 9
Some people do ask questions because they think it makes them sound clever and/or keen. You can tell they're doing it and it's f**king annoying, particularly when the lecturer is labouring the most basic common-sense thing which everyone got 10 minutes ago. Not that I'm suggesting that is the case in this case.
SAgirl 23
Well apparently asking questions to gain knowledge and understanding makes you dumb, some people are just "special"
Satoaoi 13
she's a ****
simsgirlgem 25
Gee it must be nice to know everything. (Sarcasm) I hate these people who act like you shouldn't breathe if you don't know something.
whY402Jay 12
How does anyone know you asked the question? Embarrassing as that is, just let assholes be assholes. They will get theirs.
whY402Jay 12
Posted twice?
dr_snow_bear 29
Don't worry, I'm sure everyone else heard it too. This will just bite her in the ass. :)