Today, I went to the new Walmart to buy a space heater. After dodging cones in the parking lot and trying to open several doors while employees looked on, I checked the sign, which said "24 hours." I then realized it stated that the grand opening is tomorrow. I'm now sitting in my apartment, shivering. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got locked inside the entrance area of a Walmart. I had to get an employee to get me out. FML
Today, the heater went out at work. I was shivering so hard that someone thought I was having a seizure. FML
Today, at Walmart, I unknowingly chose the only non-automatic door to exit through. I stood in front of the door looking for the motion sensor while the greeters laughed at me for at least half a minute before I saw the "PUSH" sticker. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML
Today, it was freezing in the office, so I brought in a small space heater and plugged it in under my desk. Moments later, the power went out on the entire floor of the office. I quickly unplugged the heater and stuck it in a drawer. Now I just have to somehow sneak it out of the office. FML
Today, at the supermarket where I work, we had at least 40 people waiting outside for us to open our doors at 7:00 a.m. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to purchase a pregnancy test. I chose my checkout line carefully, to make sure I didn't see anyone I knew. After choosing one, I realized it was 4 o'clock on the dot. Shift change. My mom's best friend took over the shift just as I reached the checkout. FML
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
Today, while washing the dishes at work I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so, the door closed behind me, so naturally I pushed it, only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelled to my manager for 10 minutes before help came. FML
Today, I got shut in the walk-in freezer at work. I started banging on the door. My boss wouldn't come and open it because she didn't "play games". She thought I was kidding. FML
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friday170 0
go to another store like target or something
cono1717 0
think of the fun you'll have tomorrow though
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jazziloveberryy 3
It's funny how the employees didn't say anything. They were probably laughing at you. :P
afallingstar 22
which is funny because they're the ones working at Walmart
bman134 0
but at least they are warm
cheapluxury 4
As long as you don't trample a guard for your heater...
TinyDude 10
Get some blankets or burn them ;D
BIGshooter 2
is that the new walmart in smokeypoint Washington?
redbluegreen 41
Elixa 0
you should just ********** that will warm you up;)
rosemary1990 0
put a ******* shirt on n stop begging for attention bitch
Elixa 0
ewww get a ******* nose job, and stop burning my eyes, bitch!
FMLollie 7
least the picture isn't exposing where as no one really wants to see an image of your boobs why would you take one anyway could you get any more self obsessed?
sevans 0
wow was all this necessary (the comments idgaf about the pic)
sevans 0
was all this necessary (the comments idgaf about the pic)
Elixa 0
sevens, no it's nesassary, but girls love to hate me, as you can clearly see. So that's fine with me. Hate me all you want.
Elixa 0
*not
HamsteronA 0
I'm male, and agree with rosemary. Stop being either A. A self obsessed slit B. A bored 14 year old boy who's decided to take a picture off the internet and pretend to be female, or C. A 50 year old dude, who's really horny and wanks twice a day. Also pretends to be female on the internet.
Elixa 0
See, my male hate fan club isn't as big, mostley pizza face nerds, who realize they will never be able to even have a chance with the hotness that is me. So they go to the darkside and ********** thier way into enrtity, all whilst looking at my picture.
alexFYL 11
HA HA you were banned.
alex1432 9
lol
FMLollie 7
No one likes to hate you they just wish you'd put a top on... looks like your not just vain also an air head too!?
Nena713 0
Bundle up.
millerman87 0
you must be talkin about elk city walmart. same thing happened to me
Kaiden2554 3
ydi for going to walmart.
hairdreser0nfire 0
Agree. You should have gone to Target.
Antoine_Dodson 0
I dont understand what people have against walmart. The walmarts where i live have majorly upscaled in quality. (more than target i would say)
sourgirl101 29
I don't think it's the store all together. It's probably "some" of the type of people that go there. I'm in Miami and it's scary there after dark!
None20 0
Just go to everett