Today, I went to the new Walmart to buy a space heater. After dodging cones in the parking lot and trying to open several doors while employees looked on, I checked the sign, which said "24 hours." I then realized it stated that the grand opening is tomorrow. I'm now sitting in my apartment, shivering. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got locked inside the entrance area of a Walmart. I had to get an employee to get me out. FML
Today, the heater went out at work. I was shivering so hard that someone thought I was having a seizure. FML
Today, at Walmart, I unknowingly chose the only non-automatic door to exit through. I stood in front of the door looking for the motion sensor while the greeters laughed at me for at least half a minute before I saw the "PUSH" sticker. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML
Today, it was freezing in the office, so I brought in a small space heater and plugged it in under my desk. Moments later, the power went out on the entire floor of the office. I quickly unplugged the heater and stuck it in a drawer. Now I just have to somehow sneak it out of the office. FML
Today, at the supermarket where I work, we had at least 40 people waiting outside for us to open our doors at 7:00 a.m. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to purchase a pregnancy test. I chose my checkout line carefully, to make sure I didn't see anyone I knew. After choosing one, I realized it was 4 o'clock on the dot. Shift change. My mom's best friend took over the shift just as I reached the checkout. FML
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
Today, while washing the dishes at work I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so, the door closed behind me, so naturally I pushed it, only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelled to my manager for 10 minutes before help came. FML
Today, I got shut in the walk-in freezer at work. I started banging on the door. My boss wouldn't come and open it because she didn't "play games". She thought I was kidding. FML
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friday170 0
go to another store like target or something
cono1717 0
think of the fun you'll have tomorrow though
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Comments (104)
Brak_Spaceman 19
it must suck to not have any stores in your town.
SadinSherman 16
You could have gone to another store
califormula 0
pansy
franceypants 0
lie under the covers on your bed
LOLSMILEYFACE331 0
Borrow a blanket from someone, stupid.
zwcs 4
um there's a Walmart like every 15 miles. just drive 10 min up the road I'm sure u will hit another store lol.
b_rad_fml 4
... and there isn't another store that sells space heaters?
justinkoch 26
Why can't you buy a space heater at the old walmart
A.jChafa 11
you are dumb if there's cones in the parking lot and you probably should shouldn't go in there
lucasjames22 8
Wal-Mart is the only store?