Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Today, I took a taxi to my hotel. I specifically said that my destination was the Hilton resort. He took me to a bed and breakfast across town. When I finally got to my hotel, I cursed him out and didn't give him a tip. I then realized I'd left my phone in the taxi after he left. FML
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML
Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce, and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting another taxi from his place. FML
Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML
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Fozzitude 0
Next time....get your luggage first, THEN pay
z_vet 0
And what was then? Have you found him?
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Comments (52)
flyfallfadeaway 0
....must you spam fml? whats there in it for you?
greedy_dead_soul 0
Ugh, not another one who thinks "Noname" is one person.
mysecondskin 0
pretty sure that guy who was thinking noname is one person is faking for attention, :P
louyfi85 0
That sucks... hope you got your luggage back!
BowlOfToast 0
I'm '#20'. D: Sorry. Normally I get the hang of things very quickly, but I never realized that you don't have to have an account to post... I feel stupid now. Dx ...sorry. ;[ PS: I'm a 'she'. o-o;
peazeful 0
BAHAHAHA, I'm sorry that happened, but is kinda funny, that's definitely a FYL moment, lolz
sammyboy17 0
That sucks.
rocker8877 0
#20 you're a dumbass
21icefox 0
Did u get it back !?
slick9 0
Haha, He's probably looking through it this very moment O.O