Today, I worked such a long shift at Panera that when my boyfriend called later, I answered, "It's a fresh day at Panera Bread in [town], this is [name] speaking. How may I help you?" He thought it was hilarious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, at my new job, I was answering the phone and said "Hello Cafe Thirty, how may I help you?" The man on the other line said "Don't you mean Old Town Cafe?" Cafe Thirty was my old job. I now work at Old Town Cafe. The man on the other line was my boss. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I was rushing to leave work and get home because I really had to use the bathroom. My phone rang and I thought it was my husband, so I answered by saying, "I really have to poop." Yep, not my husband. It was one of my employees, who has the same name. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, at work, a customer called in and asked me to read off every item on our menu, along with their ingredients. I work at Jamba Juice so that's a lot of reading. After about 10 minutes of this, I found out it was actually my stupid co-worker calling from the back phone. FML
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cheeeksss 29
Happens to me all the time. I work in a restaurant and we have to walk around this corner between the front and the kitchen. So we yell "corner" every time we walk through it to avoid bumping into someone. I caught myself saying it out loud in a crowded grocery store.
Coffee5555 14
what's wrong when he thought it hilarious?
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neuronerd 29
I used to date a guy who worked at Guitar Center. One night, he sat up in bed while still asleep and exclaimed, very enthusiastically, "thanks for calling guitar center! Guaranteed lowest prices in the nation!" I about lost it laughing.
DukeTyler 10
I don't think this is an FML. Just proof you guys are in a good relationship.
corky1992 33
I've nearly done that before when someone called me as I was clocking out after a long and stressful day. I caught myself beforehand though. I'm sure you're not the only one who has done it. Just hope you got to have a relaxing evening after work
cccook1547 14
I'm still waiting for the day that I don't catch myself from saying "Dixie auto parts" instead of "Hello" lol I feel the pain
DjLitterBox 22
hah your Panera makes you say "it's a fresh day." I haven't heard that yet. our application sign says "Rye work anywhere else!!?" I've sarcastically answered "hello from panaradise!" but I'm the baker, I can pretty much say anything lol. Though, I've always felt simply saying Panera Bread was enough
joshuahatch 5
Hey at least you're making that $$
WhatHappenedToIt 22
Oh I've had those days. pretty bad. get some sleep and refresh your brain.
Paksenarrion 24
I work in a warehouse talking into a headset for 10 hours a day. Many times at the end of the night when we are cleaning I will catch myself going "repeat" out loud despite not having the headset on anymore. Many people do it without thinking about it all the time :P
kavank 9
I've worked Pizza Hut during Super bowl Sunday as a 17 year old, in call centers that dealt with people mortgages but Panera takes the cake for shittiest job I've ever had.
justaweirdgirl 14
I used to work as a receptionist at chrysler, so one day I receive a call in my home and greet my brother with: Chrysler, good morning! how may we help you?