Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend took some extremely strong painkillers that unfortunately gave him a giddy sense of euphoria. He then stripped naked in his parents' lounge room and yelled, "You've all seen it before!" His really religious parents didn't know this. FML
Today, my boyfriend was helping me with my medications. While I called the pharmacy, I looked over and saw him making the pill bottles fight each other, with sound effects and funny voices. He's 33. FML
Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML
Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
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DawnShadow_fml 5
What idiot doesn't look at what he takes?
DocBastard 40
YOU DON'T KNOW ME! *runs away sobbing*
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DocBastard 40
Your honour, I object to this entire line of questioning. I request that it be stricken from the record and that all the witnesses be flogged in the nude in public. I rest my case.
DocBastard 40
I have a feeling that if you confront him about his idiocy, he'll claim he was "being sarcastic". Or he'll blame autocorrect. Or his dog ate his homework.
PennyRAWR 5
congrats, you're dating an idiot xD
MizzErikaHart 8
A crazy gf would be like "I don't even get cramps! Where did you get these period pills, HUH?!?!"
tony1891 22
so what happens if a woman takes viagra? will you grow a penis and balls?
doglover569 0
Haha that poor boy.... Awh so stupid!!
doglover569 0
All these comments: made my day!!!
DocBastard 40
YOU DON'T KNOW ME! *runs away sobbing*
JessalynVictoria 6
Lots of pms/period meds are fantastic for migraines because they have anti inflammatory, pain relief, and caffeine. Random fact(:
stormchaser24 24
Hey, you are dating him.