Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Blue Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Awkward pause
Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17
You just met his other girlfriend....
RoboCunnilingus 23
Now he probably thinks you're a jerk.
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cb1002630 11
OP, don't you know that lotion is a very handy personal item?
onorexveritas 24
wow. .. your very observant
yaoifreak 8
haha dang is it bad I find this to funny!!!!!
StzaCrack666 18
I guess you could say he was a wanker
StzaCrack666 18
The joke is "Palm-ela Hand-erson". If you're going to use an old joke at least get it right.
ZeusWarrior 8
That's all bad but hey nothing wrong with always holding the right hand hahaha
itsohsosimple 3
HAHAHA that's actually sort of sweet if you guys can get past the awkwardness
dogpfcorn 11
1234 i declare a thumb war! 5678 he used that hand to **********!!!
meganmkopp 3
HAHAAHA . OHMYGLOB, that made my day !!!!
lowshadows 21
OP, If things go well, he won't be using his hands anymore you get what I'm saying? lol.