Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Blue Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Awkward pause
Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17
You just met his other girlfriend....
RoboCunnilingus 23
Now he probably thinks you're a jerk.
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dvp_fml 8
you better hope your hand is at least as soft as his
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
"That one hand" lol
buddy51 23
OP, next time slow down and relax a little, think of something else before you spurt out ejaculations that put you in a sticky situation that you then have to clean up!!!!
little_one 20
Not your fault he doesn't think about being lotionie soft on both hands. I know guys that use lotion for dry hands and not dry.... Well you know.
Neyuu 18
Wanker?
kkrazyangel 16
This is why we say "think before speaking!"
SirEskimo 13
Unnecessary punctuation?
BobbieH 19
If he had responded "Well, its because I think of you often." that would have raised the level of awkwardness!
DrSo 15
Only if he said it in a really creepy way....Otherwise it would just show her he likes her, or at least the thought of her.
edge24419 6
you just met pamela HAND-erson
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That's CLASSIQUE!