Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Blue Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Awkward pause
Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17
You just met his other girlfriend....
RoboCunnilingus 23
Now he probably thinks you're a jerk.
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DanielT1994 19
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
HeartOfLead 24
And then Jill met OP, right? I hope that's how the story goes.
laden_swallow09 35
Durrrrrrp!
SammiixSue 13
LMAO! This made me laugh out loud and wake up my 3 month old.
nicievans 9
Always, always, always think first. Have the conversation in your own brain and try to figure out where it goes before you put it out there and cannot take it back.
lylotrezor 20
Come on, no one can spend all of their life thinking about every single implication of what they say before they say it. We'd miss out on a lot of FMLs then. ;)
lifeisabitchthen 4
Best fml ever
Ilikeburritos 4
huehuehue
ender6137 5
Can someone please explain to me what's the big deal? How does this merit an FML? It's a little awkward, sure, but Jesus, just laugh it off! Not a big deal! Of course he masturbates.
jondmon91 10
Bahahaha fapfapfapfapfapfap sucks for that dude
Kennuckle_fml 6
I would have just laughed. For me personally, I think it would have been a funny story to tell.
ReverendWhiley 1
My most favorite story today, this is great. Would love to see an illustration of your faces after you said that.