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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Blue Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Awkward pause

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Paco_el_Taco 17

You just met his other girlfriend....

RoboCunnilingus 23

Now he probably thinks you're a jerk.

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spinningrecords 14

Don’t talk about a guy’s very muscular arm with a soft smooth hand, it will never go well.