Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML
Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
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rileyrae0000 23
She's kinda asking for it by duck facing but that is a little messed up of your dad for a first impression
Dave_Davington 34
I want to buy your dad a drink.
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Comments (108)
tomvertigo 17
Sadly he was just likely trying to be lighthearted albeit with a massive backfire.
alfalfalaffa 17
We need to end this duck facing plague somehow.
doglady 16
Life sucks for you, but she deserves it for doing that stupid duck face pic.
JulesLandry 8
Am i the only one who thinks that this is totally messed up of the dad? You can't say she deserves it because she made a face that millions of other people are making. It's normal these days and it was just cruel of the dad to continue to make fun of her to the point of tears.
rachellangy 9
Poor girl ! ? your dads a dick lol
radman08 7
you don't want to date a duck face anyway
EclipseCandy6 24
Were they tears of laughter coming from your fathers eyes?
Cavsfodawin 21
YDI for having a gf who Is retarded enough to ever do a duckface
jstone89 13
LOL! Your life sucks, but your girlfriend deserved it! Your dad is awesome. :P (for those who said she didn't deserve it because everyone does it) STOP CONFORMING TO DUMB THINGS... Or you deserve it. :)