Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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Top comments
mdh6173 0
Wow...That's a mind **** for sure. The fact that you thought about it tells me you are a good person. You have to do what's best for you though. You can keep her as a friend and support her.
Niqi 0
You can't be responsible for someone else's happiness. Don't be in the relationship if you don't want to. Sucks, but that's life.
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Comments (150)
Stevieebabyy 0
Oh she's a keeper! (Different forms of pun included)
frozenicecream 0
fhl
DSuarez94 0
you should have a talk with her about it
shanedawsonfan 0
Aaaaaah don't leave her she'll kill herselfe
MeXiNeSs 0
awww sad thats how i am with my now as of yesterday ex boyfriend....i am sooooooo sad without him dont do it i mean try it out for like another month at least. :( sad sad sad but hey shit happens wen u party naked
shadow_moses 0
i think i have a solution, find someone who likes her, get them to hit on her a lot, then break up with her or wait until she leaves you for that person, just so she has a boyfriend afterwords, then you can be friends with her.
MeXiNeSs 0
although i do agree wit #78 that is sooooo tru cus i woulda been more depressed if i found out that!!!!
theycallmecarl 0
that definitely happened to me with my last girl friend. i hope you can explain your reasoning for breaking up with her really well, or it won't end well.
christopherlove 0
Only thing you can do. Kill her and make it look like a suicide. Think about it.
Kristoffer 35
That's just all sorts of wrong...
dberri05 2
At least you know the influence you had on a person's life. Let her off easy.