Today, I finally realized how stupid I am, when I answered a question correctly in class and my teacher started clapping and cheering. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML
Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask a question in a packed lecture hall. The professor repeated my question, except he'd misheard me and rephrased it into something wildly incorrect. The class laughed. Instead of correcting him, I nodded. Now half the class thinks I don’t understand the difference between correlation and causation. FML
Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML
Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
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crazychick1269 7
Take a bow
Welshite 40
It might just be the entire class that is stupid. I know I basically jump for joy when one of my students act intelligently.
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Comments (95)
PhishloverA 14
Or maybe your teacher didn't think anyone would get the question right
_krystallynn_ 11
my teacher did that to me lol:) dont feel bad lol.
jazzyjazz23 9
That's ****** up from her part.
unknown_user5566 27
Despite your teacher's inappropriate reaction, take comfort in the fact that you answered correctly. If you focus solely on the negative aspect of this situation you will lose out on the joy of your progress. Keep it up, OP!
nothing92x 13
Imagine if the whole class gave a standing ovation.
birdcagereligion 10
At least you did something right! :)
greenie213 23
Michelle Obama would have a bitch fit.
NashyzzleTheN 10
Same thing happened to me in algebra today. Gosh, teachers can make me feel stupid!
kurodansei 16
Imagine that, a teacher with no class.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Teacher: Faith restored! And then someone says that Ben Franklin was president.