Today, I decided to snack on some M&M's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my M&M's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the M&M off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an M&M. It was a dead beetle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, I woke up late and grabbed what I thought was a granola bar on my way out. It wasn’t until I was halfway through eating it that I realized it was a dog treat. I had the godawful taste in my mouth all throughout the day, despite several cans of Pepsi and Mountain Dew. FML
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MKC_fml 0
snatching it off the floor so your dog doesn't eat it....good. Popping it in your mouth before looking at it....not so good.
betsymonty 0
And the worst part? A dog wouldn't get sick from a single M&M.
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lologirl419 0
XD And this is why our parents teach us NOT to eat off the floor. *clapclaps* thanks, you just provided me with a teachable moment. EPIC FAIL. XD
theoldGP 0
#54 my thoughts exactly. there is another FML just like this. i call fake (idk if other people have) sorry to be repetitive if they have. jesus.
walkemskies 0
at least you saved your dog
Kitty34_fml 0
You deserve it because you ate something random off the floor, whether you thought it was an M&M or not. But you did try to grab it before your dog ate it, because you thought it was chocolate. I'm on the fence with this one. Good job saving your dog at least?
Kitty34_fml 0
#90, my dog ate half a Twix and became very ill. He spent almost a week recovering. It depends on the breed and size of the dog. One M&M for a tiny dog could be bad (maybe not fatal, but he still could get sick). Would I jump to the floor and grab one M&M to save my dog a potential painful stomach ache? Of course. I'm glad the OP did the same. To say "Chocolate that people eat = poison for dogs" is a myth, is untrue. It is very real.
endless63 2
Favourited lol
fmlbaby_fml 0
Boy, oh boy! To all those who are saying "1 M&M won't hurt", I sincerely hope none of you have dogs!! With things like chocolate, onions, or anything else that could potentially harm your pet, you never want to chance that and assume that it "isn't enough to hurt them". You'd hate to find out the hard way...
xroflmaoxd 0
Hey it's better than your dog eating it. :P Good save.
emptyego 0
Ew...why would you eat it off of the floor? :(
idku 4
Why didn't you throw it away?