Today, I was driving students home on my school bus. I looked up in time to see a student wipe what would be one of many boogers across the window. As I'm cleaning the window, I tell her, "This is disgusting." Her reply? "No, it's not. It's PERFECT!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML
Today, while on a bus, an elderly lady sat next to me sneezed so hard, snot literally went flying. I even offered her a napkin, that she refused. After a brief panic and realizing she had nothing to clean her mess with, she "inconspicuously" wiped her snotty hand on my pants. FML
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I_Like_Dogs 28
That snot very nice of her.
xoxoblondee 31
It's called "Artistic Expression" and should be put in a modern art museum Because modern art museums are shit
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Comments (45)
Mightytall 35
Are you driving the Short Bus?
katydid91 31
It doesn't have to be a short bus. There are people without disabilities that do disgusting things.
jansdrs 19
Artsy
laden_swallow09 35
Fartsy. Or in this case, snartsy.
igg125 30
Should have made her clean it.
laden_swallow09 35
"Yes, perfectly disgusting. Now, clean that nastiness off, ya little weirdo!"
dyscomonkee 12
I'd made her clean it no matter her age.
thejonac 21
Art Attack?
Ashgeliton 7
That is such a Louise(Bob's Burger's) response. Which is terrible and amazing all at once...
soulreaper12296 28
How old are these said students? Was it a little elementary student, or a high school student?
trucker2 33
Assigned seat, and if it's dirty they should be washing it daily.
trucker2 33
Pink slip, your parents can deliver you or walk.