Today, I was driving students home on my school bus. I looked up in time to see a student wipe what would be one of many boogers across the window. As I'm cleaning the window, I tell her, "This is disgusting." Her reply? "No, it's not. It's PERFECT!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML
Today, while on a bus, an elderly lady sat next to me sneezed so hard, snot literally went flying. I even offered her a napkin, that she refused. After a brief panic and realizing she had nothing to clean her mess with, she "inconspicuously" wiped her snotty hand on my pants. FML
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I_Like_Dogs 28
That snot very nice of her.
xoxoblondee 31
It's called "Artistic Expression" and should be put in a modern art museum Because modern art museums are shit
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Comments (45)
I_Like_Dogs 28
That snot very nice of her.
syki 22
I agree. She probably nose better.
I_Like_Dogs 28
If it boogers OP so much, she should just make the girl clean it.
xoxoblondee 31
It's called "Artistic Expression" and should be put in a modern art museum Because modern art museums are shit
9a_1z 12
Yeah, it would be titled something like 'Untitled 2' and have a long rambling description about what was going through the artist's head as she created it.
Lalala579121 28
And it would win art contests and make people write more FMLs about it.
derangedplanet 23
Not to mention that other people would hate it for existing because it stole the thunder when they actually have ability. when quite often their art follows the same random course.
hardcorefan16 22
Depending on how old she is, maybe it is art to her. But it's pretty disgusting too.
kellyem2 20
Surprise twist: The OP drives the school bus for the local high school.
ohSNAPyall 27
She's old enough.
writerchic85 26
Why didn't you have her clean it!? I'd be embarrassing the crap out of her. Id tell all the other kids, her parents, and her teachers. "Watch out for her, she smears booger on things". That will learn her.
hopsinlove17 26
I'm guessing you don't have kids. They do some nasty shit.
writerchic85 26
Yeah kids do nasty shit because they haven't learned yet. That's why you punish them when they do something wrong and make them clean up their own mistakes.
hopsinlove17 26
I'm all for discipline; trust me I grew up in a military household. I just think embarrassing your child strictly to teach them a lesson is too far.
Rkikkas9713 25
While I partially agree with you #32, I believe that embarrassment to an extent is a wonderful teacher for things. I had to basically raise myself and due to that I was constantly embarrassing myself. The extent of which the other commenter was talking about would be much too extreme, though.
moniqueminx89 5
You should never humiliate your child to punish them and certainly not someone else's child, it's bullying. I would be speaking to her parents.
barlos88 19
Her parents had probably just told her not to wipe them on her cloths
natesmummy 11
Probably better to wipe them on cloths than clothes (and windows) though.
LycanGod 27
nasty kid
americanafrican 32
pick and flick, always pick and flick
derangedplanet 23
snot faced 10 year olds-_-
Rkikkas9713 25
Where in the FML does it say the bus rider was ten? It could be someone in their senior year of high school. It could also be someone who is in kindergarten.
derangedplanet 23
Honestly, all annoying people appear to me as 10 or younger. I don't give a crap if your 50. if you're throwing a tantrum you're usually in grade school to me.
MyUsernameisEpic 29
This could be a really innocent young child (4-7) who doesn't understand that throwing boogers is definitely not proper manners or this could be a really gross high-schooler. If it's the latter, I am disappointed. Either way, FYL OP.
wysegirl 24
My 3 yr old knows better so a 4-7 yr old should too.. it's the parents who are not teaching and expecting the schools to teach..
IMAPRINCESS98 10
Okay how old is this student. It's disgusting either way but if it's like a five year old I can blow it off as being a little kid but if it's older...*shudders*