Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
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sxe_beast 11
Are you sure its your bike? You do know that bikes are mass produced. If you're absolutely sure its yours then take it anyway, lol. Break the lock and run [or bike]!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I once had something stolen from me, I caught the guy and made him eat my poo and then made him eat his poo with my poo in it
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Comments (109)
Skatejock21 0
get some proof than
momo1972 3
steal it back, let the thief prove it was his. 9/10 possession
jdengel 0
I would just steal it back, or I guess repossess it
Nitial 6
My bikes have been stolen in the past. my newest one was stolen last month, and the day it happened, I walked through the neighborhood, found the bike with some kids in a park (I knew it was mine because the front brake was broken so I tied it's wire along the handlebar, was nice to the kids, the little ones I helped them swing and the older ones I didn't disrespect, and they managed to mess up the handlebar. I offered to fix the handlebar, said 'alright, I will see you later I will go home and fix my bike, goodbye.' since then I put a lock on it and it's still home.
victo890 11
it's probaly not your bike because companies makes more then a unique one ..... and if its really yours do you have a picture have a recite ?
victo890 11
it's probaly not your bike because companies makes more then a unique one ..... and if its really yours do you have a picture have a recite ?
seni_rita 0
The criminal has great taste in coffee.
daddyjonez 0
eat or get eaten.. in this case steal or get stolen from. maybe a better bike than your old one shall do!
schomes 0
u relize bikes are mass produced right lots of bikes are the same
joncurn99 1
poop