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sarahfromthesouth This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Anything is food if you're brave enough

Today, while in line at the waterpark, I looked down to see my 3 year-old daughter chewing on a used Band-Aid. FML

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I like how kids are picky about what vegetables they'll eat, but they'll eat things like used band-aids and bugs.

ohJeeznotme 7

She is THREE. Your job as her parent is to PAY ATTENTION to her and ensure things like this don't happen.

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silentsniper441 0

if anyone gets the =3 reference, she just got aids in the mouth!

crazycrackah101 0

oh dang... that's nasty. :/

29 your hott

child of the year there

watch ur kid that's dirt probably got aids lolll

You deserve it for not teaching your kids not to eat shit they find on the floor.

Seriously, pay more attention to your kid so things like that don't happen

lala33_fml 0

ew take her to the doctor!!

mayhemxphoto 0

oh **** =O

why is that an fml moment? maybe look down at your kid more often - maybe that kind if stuff wouldn't happen? - and dude be glad that she was actually there when you looked down and she hadn't run away because from the looks of it you don't pay attention to your kid at all...