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sarahfromthesouth This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Anything is food if you're brave enough

Today, while in line at the waterpark, I looked down to see my 3 year-old daughter chewing on a used Band-Aid. FML

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I like how kids are picky about what vegetables they'll eat, but they'll eat things like used band-aids and bugs.

ohJeeznotme 7

She is THREE. Your job as her parent is to PAY ATTENTION to her and ensure things like this don't happen.

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Comments (113)

wow that's funny

tgabriel12 0

ewww that's so gross!

KoRn_Freak 1

omg did you take it away from her? I sure hope so...!

Hiimhaileypotter 53

No, she just let the kid chew the used Bandaid. What do you think?

iztrollinnn 0

...o_O monkey see monkey do.

OMGJASMiNE 0

grosss(x !

Guillory24 0

u better take her to get a blood test!!...thats dangerous!

OMGJASMiNE 0

vampire(: aha who doesn't love vampires! I love them:D hehe

LILWEEBY 0

at least it wasn't a uses condom

PaintTheStars 2

why would there be a used condom by the line area at a water park 

you never know..pretty nasty huh

goingdown_fml 0

ahahahahhahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahhaha wooww

I can't write a FML I can't post it does anyone knows why ?

You mean you can't figure out how to submit one, or your submitted ones don't get posted? Only select FMLs make if onto the site-- the users vote on all submissions, and then the mods have to approve and post them.

congratz on a retarded child