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sarahfromthesouth This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Anything is food if you're brave enough

Today, while in line at the waterpark, I looked down to see my 3 year-old daughter chewing on a used Band-Aid. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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I like how kids are picky about what vegetables they'll eat, but they'll eat things like used band-aids and bugs.

ohJeeznotme 7

She is THREE. Your job as her parent is to PAY ATTENTION to her and ensure things like this don't happen.

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Comments (113)

AIDS!!!!!

ydi for not watching your kid

xXTwilight4LifeX 3

Ugh. Friggin' nasty. D:

devans00 14

Mucho disgusting. Vampire in training?

omgiitsme03 0

you know wht they say.. they learn from the best.

hassenpfeffermmm 0

and you're wondering if she will have a mental disability? or just that she has a disease now?

rockyraccoon28 8

wow. that is DIGUSTING. i just puked in my mouth a little.

kblyden 0

sick :D

boopiie 3

WOW

Ascalon 2

Well, if she's hungering for blood so young, better steer clear of any would-be pedophiles that happen to look like Taylor Lautner.