Today, my coworker insisted there must be an underlying, romantic reason for why I spend so much time teaching him everything, and that I didn't mean it when I told him that's what I'm paid to do. I'm actually supposed to train this guy for three weeks. Two more weeks to go. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I finally put the finishing touches to a huge project after 8 months of gruelling work. My boss had used the promise of a 5-figure bonus to motivate me. When I casually brought the bonus up later in the day, my boss just said, "Gratitude's its own reward, Mike." FML
Today, after getting my dream job and quitting my old one, I was told my position is strictly "experimental" and will only last 2 months. FML
Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML
Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML
Today, it's been two months since I started a three-year contract at a new job. So far, 5 people have resigned. Pretty sure I've joined a sinking ship. FML
Today, I was put on notice at work due to my "anger problem." Apparently, sighing in a meeting means you'll be labeled as someone with a short temper. However, the creepy stalker guy is on the fast track to management. FML
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aback 5
Have your supervisor speak to him about it.
redbluegreen 41
But that's just the easy, simple, mature answer. What she should do is make out with other people in front of him, meeting his sullen eyes mid tonsil hockey.
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Cinn_fml 23
Well, think about how you go about teaching him. If you do act a bit flirty whilst doing it, or wear slightly more revealing clothing, then you can understand why he might think so. The best thing to do would be to tone down any hint of flirting, or if that doesn't work, go to your supervisor and calmly/maturely explain the situation.
lgs25 0
I think you are right guys always get the wrong idea
Cinn_fml 23
I never said ALL guys get the wrong idea. I suggested it was possible the OP is naturally flirty and/or friendly and this guy took it the wrong way.
KennKenn 0
Shouldn't be that bad. Might only be a small crush and nothing more.
Jewelofagal 2
Make your company's Human Resources department aware of the situation. His behavior is "Stalker 101" and the company needs to be given a heads-up so to protect you.
fakeaccountX 6
Just screw him and get it over with.
AnotherOutlook 0
Pat him on the head and tell him when he matures he'll understand what business training is all about.
zombie_invasion 1
Well, if he's not obnoxious about it, then I think you should give him a chance. You two could get to know each other better, go on a date or two, and maybe you'll find out that you're made for each other. Everything's possible :)
starberries 0
Are you ******* kidding?
IkeMal 0
Tell him it's nothing romantic it's just that he had very nice skin and you would like to wear it as a Halloween consume. I GUARANTEE he will leave you alone after that :)
THERIAULT 0
be a hard bitch and show him who is alpha in here... teach him to be quiet.
mintypoison 22
Well duh. All women worship at the alter of dicks, right? /sarcasm I hope you reported him OP. D: He should be fired ASAP.
nyes 17
ah singapore men are the best huh