Today, I was at work, about to go to lunch. There were some girl scouts out front selling cookies. I told my manager that I would be using a different exit, and when he asked why, I told him that girl scouts really annoy the crap out of me. The girl scouts out front were his daughters. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a group of Girl Scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought two bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML
Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML
Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML
Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML
Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML
Today, my Scout troop was to work on my Eagle project. We specifically told everyone where to be and when, except one annoying kid we don't want there. His mother pawns him off on us because he's an aggressive, violent little maggot who can't be trusted with a Fisher-Price screwdriver. Guess who showed up anyway. FML
Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML
Today, I'm no longer allowed to work the drive-thru at my job, because over the weekend, 3 dumbasses I go to school with came in and complained to my manager, saying I sounded a creepy pervert and that it scared them enough to take their business elsewhere. FML
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Cluztycutie0728 0
Well, they are kind of annoying. Cute, but annoying. I hate the way they try to make you feel bad if you don't buy some cookies. Don't feel bad, I know plenty of people who feel the same way.
zoecakes 0
FIRST :] Wow... haha. I clicked both, because you shouldn't have said that; it's obviously not polite to slander little kids. However, how could you have known that they were his children? So, your life is ****** but you deserved it. But, really.. haven't you seen photos of his children on his desk?
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Comments (78)
Lunie_fml 0
What? Can't handle a couple of girl scouts? Pussy.
Monty_Python 0
That is so awkward dude. FYL
ArmoredSandwich 0
Haha, sucks to be you dude! Don't think you did anything wrong, so FYL.
ETFQT8U 0
Who cares what she said? Atleast she was truthful. Gooo Youuu :)
saywhut05 0
yeah go you. i hate the girlscouts that wait till you're at the grocery store . THis one girl goes "but its ONLY three dollars, surely you have three dollars..." . I'm a college student, three dollars is cover charge, bitch! they need to leave me alone about my money.
Linloco 0
girl scouts ARE annoying though... beggers. "leave me the **** alone!" my favorite are the fat ones, "wtf.. you are supposed to sell the cookies not eat them, lardass."
irlydontcare 0
what's wrong with hating children? people need to stop forcing their views on one another.
manoverboard 0
I hate Girl Scouts. They're overly happy. And...I was a Camp Fire kid, which is basically the same thing, except we didn't sell stuff. xD WEIRD CAMPING GROUPS FTW.
voice_of_reason 0
At least you didn't say what #37 said - then you'd be out of a job! :)p
xThatRandomGirlx 0
OOPS