Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML
Today, in the entire half-hour since my mother-in-law reached our home, she's inspected and criticised every aspect of our home, despite things being spot clean. And sermoned me non stop on how to "live". My husband still wonders why I don't want her visiting. It"s going to be a long two weeks. FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, I was told by step-dad, who I live with, that my mom "hates my guts" while smiling so big, because he got a call from her. He's so desperate for her to come back that all the lying, cheating, manipulation, and emotional abuse doesn't push him away. She's a tornado. FML
Today, and since we've had our baby, my mother-in-law started coming round more often, then bringing her stuff to stay overnight, then started claiming she lived here, and got hysterical when we told her she doesn’t. I had to pick her up and place her outside while she punched me in the head repeatedly. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
Today, I can no longer tolerate my mother-in-law. She's not a bad person, but anytime she opens her mouth it is only to criticize, chastise, scold, or blame me. My husband is too terrified of her to ask her to leave our home. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
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kaitlynjane 28
Apparently she's never heard of " The Boy Who Cried Wolf."
gracehi 33
"I'll remember that when you have your inevitable heart attack."
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Comments (77)
frod0 10
what a bitch! Just fill your pockets with glitter and everyone she says something stupid or rude,reach into your pocket with a dead expression on your face and toss glitter over her head like a baptism of stupid
frod0 10
*every time
starile 20
"Baptism of stupid" HAH
bnasty206 7
pretty funny when people copy memes and try to pass it off as their own shit lol
pssedoffmom 7
I would be telling her to get out of my house
starile 20
#44, with a user name like that, I'd expect there to be a lot of pissed-off mom FMLs you can enlighten us with. I await your submissions.
jayray313 21
If she's staying in your home, she needs to treat you with respect. Make that abundantly clear. If she can't abide by that, she needs to find somewhere else to stay.
taka3000000o 8
I think you should remind her who owns the house
archos58 10
Kick the **** out.
starile 20
Punt the ****?
augustboland 9
Can't you just kick her out if she is just going to be a bitch don't let her stay
worldclassrager 41
Hope the months go by quick...
wowthatissad 9
Sorry Op :(
tomgun_fml 16
Get out just get out...
Spider_Web 11
the letters in mother-in-law can be rearranged to say "woman hitler"