Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be funny to bust out some dance moves in the middle of the supermarket to embarrass my teenage daughter. As I was trying to the moonwalk, I slipped on a wet spot and crashed into a stack of cereal boxes. FML
Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML
Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML
Today, my mom asked me what twerking was. When I said that it was a club dance, trying to get out of telling her what it actually was, she begged me to teach her how to do it. My mom complained to my dad, who grounded me for not teaching her to twerk her ass. FML
Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
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Top comments
luvppl 6
And parents say that our generation is stupid....
IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7
that's why it's called breakdancing :D
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Comments (85)
omgcookeys 15
Well, you tried your best!
guckylynn 19
Wtf is a cookey
omgcookeys 15
You should sound it out..
TalkinSmack 6
Tell me u posted that shit on YouTube !
dmeloccaro 5
Oh I agree. That would be so freaking hilarious.
RealDjRatchet 0
I would have been DYING laughing omg! Ahhahahaha that's what you old people get! We just 2 step now adays and hold up the wall
DizzyDemon0 9
I'm sure you both shared a good laugh and your child understood what you were after with the attempt.
saIty 17
I would love to have seen you do a spin-a-roonie, and then leaving an indent of your face on the wall.
eurekaroy 6
Da da da mr.roboto (^_^)
ThreeSheetsGone 12
It's "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto", and you're thinking of the wrong decade.
eurekaroy 6
I'm not that old, but thanks for correcting me anyways.
phailamon 0
Bleh accidentally thumbs downed it and it won't let me correct. Anyways, both da da da and mr roboto are good songs lol
onthetoilet 3
Grand master flash, casset tape: $10 Damage done to the house : $350 Trying to impress your teenage daughter how cool you "where": priceless
markrs 0
Were
alterdegoe 0
No. Attempting to be funny and point out someone's stupidity, only to use "where" completely out of context when you actually meant "were"; thus making yourself look like an uneducated fool. Priceless. Although, I'm sorry that OP had to humiliate himself in front of his teenager. She will be talking about that for a while.
onthetoilet 3
Making grammatical error priceless
BitchesBeHatin 1
Keepin it smooth :)
ADub55 0
I hate when that happens
DjeePee 25
"Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age." When I read this, I sincerely expected a very dirty FML.
markrs 0
Groovy