Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML
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Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out!" FML
Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML
Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
Today, an adorable deer got into the yard, so I went to pet it. It jumped on its back legs and started flailing its front legs around, kicking the crap out of me until I curled into a ball crying. I'm so bruised, I can barely sit down. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML
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Top comments
teentee401 37
That sucks, but at least someone actually cared enough to stop.
Redoxx_fml 22
Atleast you didn't get struck by lightning afterwards.
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Comments (53)
allforfun 23
Deer:1 Dude: 0 Bike:0
christinamarie17 29
No, it's Deer: 1 OP: 0 Bike: -1
Drnavid 13
i would be thankful he/she didn't run me over. This is coming from someone who got his bike stolen yesterday.
boultzboi 20
wasn't by a deer was it?
zedkazmee 11
I can see that look on your face during the process of running over your bike. Broken arm?! Meh!
rsue 14
It's definitely better that you're safe and that someone checked on you, but FYL for it happening and for losing your bike. Even a cheap bike is pricey, a good one can be hundreds of dollars.
ericaanne 13
Oh you poor deer.
Hildy93 21
You know some days you win and other days you lose and you lost today....
invadermaythe1st 35
Honestly, I read deer as squirrel....
vb68_fml 28
Definitely not your day...sorry OP
stasy_fml 2
not your day.
Dominus101 20
Wow ! What are the chances of all that calamity back to back ? I feel for ya OP