missalexa
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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About last night…
Today, upon getting out of the shower, I discovered the towel I grabbed off the rack had dried poop on it. Apparently, during my sister's birthday party yesterday, we'd run out of toilet paper. FML
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joemk2012 0
Whoever did that is a real asswipe.
MarkerofMagic 0
that sucks. but you shouldve seen it before you used it.
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mR_StAtiiC 0
Ydi for not getting a new towel every time you take a shower. you can be drying yourself on your moms ****** or your dads balls. :)
jennniferlea 4
ewwwww!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
This reminds me of post-party/-show crashes at the house my single male friends shared in college. ManPad Bathroom Rule #15: When everyone's too hungover to help and you can't find a clean towel, you'll inevitably dry your freshly-washed face on the spot that smells like penis. O.O That rule fell between #14: Bring your own soap, and 16: Despite how it looks, the bathroom ain't carpeted. >_<
jacksters 0
Aw poop :( I'd freak out.
mistired 0
hey hey skroal. STFU YOU LOSER.
arminsound 0
shitty man
HE1D1 0
You kind of deserved it. You should've made sure you had some in there before the party
wendyBrownies 0
ewwww. FYL!
530boy 0
I wiped my ass on the towel.
hifatpeople 0
why would they put the towel back? at least u were in the shower when it happened.
randomviolet 0
thats y i get out of the shower and then get a towle oh and i look at the towl
lurchin_10 0
seriously, how do you spell towel wrong two different ways in one scentence?
jacksters 0
scentence. just sayin /troll.
JCo352 3
So is a "scentence", a sentence, with a smell?
lurchin_10 0
I figured it would fit since shit covered towels are involved
mistired 0
ey 73 you look like a towel head. get off FML.