missalexa
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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About last night…
Today, upon getting out of the shower, I discovered the towel I grabbed off the rack had dried poop on it. Apparently, during my sister's birthday party yesterday, we'd run out of toilet paper. FML
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joemk2012 0
Whoever did that is a real asswipe.
MarkerofMagic 0
that sucks. but you shouldve seen it before you used it.
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noora619 0
ummmm just jump back in the shower and scrub harder its not the end of the world
5t3ff1k4h 47
And dry off with what? What if that was the only towel in the house that was clean?
spanelli 16
Air dry. :)
juliag0rawrx3 0
thts fukin grossss EW ydi
ruben_A_ruiz 0
that is HILARIOUS!!!
sallen0046 4
So what you're saying is that it took you an entire day to realize you were out of toilet paper, and that you reuse towels without even checking to see if they're visibly clean after you've had a party at which, god knows how many people could have touched or wiped anything on them. This couldn't possibly be any more your own fault.
hypezster 0
give her some apple juice for a snack
emilyxorawr 3
wat color was the towel? because couldn't yu see like a brown stain on it?
PushMyButtons 5
Jeez louis!! Grosss!
HingaHinga 0
Hmmmm... There was just a PostSecret about this. Something like "If I can't find toilet paper to use anywhere in your bathroom i will use your towel."
tiffyxmac 0
Always check your towel before drying off with it cause you never know what could be on it. YDI
heyjenn 0
99- your body looks worse than the shitty towel. js(: