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missalexa This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

About last night…

Today, upon getting out of the shower, I discovered the towel I grabbed off the rack had dried poop on it. Apparently, during my sister's birthday party yesterday, we'd run out of toilet paper. FML

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joemk2012 0

Whoever did that is a real asswipe.

MarkerofMagic 0

that sucks. but you shouldve seen it before you used it.

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Comments (189)

skroal you're a beast. I too wish to annoy the world. I only wish I payed more attention to this, because this is more fun than F.B i luv you guys.

Ydi for being blind...sorry.

l3allin_all_day 0

ydi 4. taking a shower

NightKiller 0

Wow. People can be super gross! Sorry OP :( I would hunt that little em effer down and do horrible things to him/her!

kennyg2411 0

well that sucks ass lol

BrookeBabe92 0

Ew, that does suck. :/ Now you know to check the towel before you take a shower...

pittsburghkid9 0

eat da poo poo

It's funny because this is not in Uganda.

Seriously, this is the kind of thing that makes me embarrassed to be American. Did you notice these kind of FML come just from here? Damn...

NightKiller 0

that's so true :(

You have had the same towel on the rack for over a year? I don't think the dried poo is your problem here...

dinosaurzombie 14

How do you know they've had it there for a year?