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missalexa This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

About last night…

Today, upon getting out of the shower, I discovered the towel I grabbed off the rack had dried poop on it. Apparently, during my sister's birthday party yesterday, we'd run out of toilet paper. FML

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joemk2012 0

Whoever did that is a real asswipe.

MarkerofMagic 0

that sucks. but you shouldve seen it before you used it.

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Icey_dan1 0

failed

How long were you drying yourself off before you started to realize that you smelled like you did before your shower?

LosAngelesSon 8

is it me or is skroal a douche?

It's just you. Skroal's comments make sense, unlike 95% of FML posters.

no. it's not just him. he is a douche

Fun fact: "Douche" is French for "shower."

skroal Is a total French shower-bag then

wow faill. FYL. how old is your sister ?

Lol, maybe if you were wet, the poop rehydrated! :)

Who the **** would use some persons towel for toilet paper.

lanababee 0

agreed #20. How didn't you see that. That's so sick, though.

ahahha dumb ****

That's shitty. Pun intended.

I'm Mike and that sucks, did you figure out what she ate before she took a dump :x