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missalexa This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

About last night…

Today, upon getting out of the shower, I discovered the towel I grabbed off the rack had dried poop on it. Apparently, during my sister's birthday party yesterday, we'd run out of toilet paper. FML

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joemk2012 0

Whoever did that is a real asswipe.

MarkerofMagic 0

that sucks. but you shouldve seen it before you used it.

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Comments (189)

He should of at least threw the towel away after he wiped his @ss with it!

Thedrugslikeme2 0

If god gives you lemons you, FIND A NEW GOD! If towel's give you shit you, FIND A NEW TOWEL!

*towels and I hate it when towels give me shit me.

oh wow dat iz gross

livelaughlove22 0

one word EWWWWW!!!!!!!

monsterDONG 6

this shit sounds gross....feel bad for any guests that A) either had to use the towel or B) witnessed said Shit-stained towel LMAO... Charmin got nothing on the softness of this towel tho XD

SippinSally 0

Your family are nasty as ****! Who does that disgusting ******* thing? when there's no toilet paper you put more on the roll or if your running low should buy some!

thats shitty.. no literally thats shitty lol

well that sucks

soccer_chickk 0

ewwwy! that's disgusting! guess you'll have to re-showerrr! :p