Couch Potato
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Elk Grove, United States
About last night…
Today, my girlfriend got mad at me because I slept on the couch last night. She also seems to have forgotten that we had an argument last night, after which she stormed into our bedroom and locked me out. FML
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MrConcise 35
That's a pretty ****** defense mechanism.
AlittleSanity 11
Has anyone else ever wondered how a woman would respond to being locked out of the bedroom because a guy got mad at her for something? I'm imagining the barrage of insults he would get.
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Comments (47)
JulianaBlackburn 19
Sometimes you just can't win :/
AnOriginalName 19
Only sometimes?
Bradley_Dillon 39
I sometimes hate women...
ghil15 8
women.... women.... women.... tsk....
BellaBear90 27
*woman One woman. Don't generalise us.
Altie 13
Hey OP, just be happy that she cares about you.
Ki11erC 18
Cares so much she wants to find another reason to fight. Great way of caring.
fooltemptress 36
She'll probably get mad at you again if you remind her too. You're damned if you do, damned if you don't :/
queerdragon 20
If she does things like this a lot (getting mad and irrational) then you might want to reconsider the relationship.
junkman6 22
Well it's gonna be your fault no matter what with a woman like that. Go find a woman who isn't like that or submit to being brow beaten for the rest of your relationship.
cjb87 23
I think she probably wanted you to come back at some point and ask to be let in and apologize for your role in the argument. From her perspective, giving up and accepting the fate of the couch all night probably seemed to her like you didn't care about trying to make up. Not saying that isn't a bit childish/selfish/unreasonable, but it still would explain why she was mad that you stayed on the sofa.
Slimma 20
You win some... you lose some. But sometimes you don't win any and just lose no matter what you do. This is one of those situations.
Epikouros 32
When you do sleep together, is she as passionate in bed as when you're arguing?