Couch Potato
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Elk Grove, United States
About last night…
Today, my girlfriend got mad at me because I slept on the couch last night. She also seems to have forgotten that we had an argument last night, after which she stormed into our bedroom and locked me out. FML
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MrConcise 35
That's a pretty ****** defense mechanism.
AlittleSanity 11
Has anyone else ever wondered how a woman would respond to being locked out of the bedroom because a guy got mad at her for something? I'm imagining the barrage of insults he would get.
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Comments (47)
dafuqlou 6
Lmao xD
limabeans101029 21
Arguments like that are so pointless.
icepick23 12
She is crazy. Get out now!
peacejunior 12
You could use the window you know.
worldclassrager 41
Did she expect you to sleep on the floor or something?
reaxion 25
Strikes me that she's messing with you and will use anything as an excuse for a fight.
escobar07 10
Whos paying the bills? If you are then she should be in the dog house
Jeffy91 28
Typical couple troubles. Will they ever cease??? lol
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Who's house were you at?
Evilpishi 18
I'm sorry OP... She's cheating on you and covering up with random acts of anger as a defense mechanism.