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About last night…

Today, my girlfriend got mad at me because I slept on the couch last night. She also seems to have forgotten that we had an argument last night, after which she stormed into our bedroom and locked me out. FML

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MrConcise 35

That's a pretty ****** defense mechanism.

AlittleSanity 11

Has anyone else ever wondered how a woman would respond to being locked out of the bedroom because a guy got mad at her for something? I'm imagining the barrage of insults he would get.

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Enslaved 38

Don't you know, you were suppose to knock loudly on the door, admit you were wrong and beg for her forgiveness. . . just so she'd let you back in the bedroom to sleep on "your bed"! **** that! I hope you got a good night's sleep on the couch. :P

Enslaved 38

I don't know about you but my couch is extremely comfortable. I would think most are now a days. Who doesn't enjoy falling asleep and napping on the couch on a lazy Sunday afternoon?(:

bakateus 10

is she pregnant? man don't mess with pregnant women. ..lol

Mr_Mole 24

And we have todays winner for, Crazy GF of the Day award.

jw90 18

You can't win anywhere OP. Just let her cool off and apologize later for the argument. If she's mature enough, which it doesn't seem so, she'll apologize as well.

Ins0mau 20

Bitches be crazy!

llnursingll 10

maybe she's about to get her period? some women are like that. its immature what she did, a relationship is about trust and communication. storming and locking the door is no bueno. and she should be the one apologizing not you. good luck! #I'llneverletyousleeponthecouch :D

jrock9093 18

Women lol can't live with them can't jack off your hole life lol jk

Ryodin 11

You see, you were supposed to 'chase her' when she ran from you. You would tell her how much you loved her, and that she was right, and apologize; to which she would forgive you and let you in. That she told you to screw off- irrelevant. That she was actually too pissed to listen to anything you said- irrelevant. With a cooler head in the morning she thinks you failed her fairytale ending to the argument.

LissaMccracken 23

She sounds like a crazy bitch... Why is it the girls never sleep on the couch anyway?