Couch Potato
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Elk Grove, United States
About last night…
Today, my girlfriend got mad at me because I slept on the couch last night. She also seems to have forgotten that we had an argument last night, after which she stormed into our bedroom and locked me out. FML
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MrConcise 35
That's a pretty ****** defense mechanism.
AlittleSanity 11
Has anyone else ever wondered how a woman would respond to being locked out of the bedroom because a guy got mad at her for something? I'm imagining the barrage of insults he would get.
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Comments (47)
ItsJustTrina 5
Priceless lol. Woulda loved to have seen her face when she realized.
loveseat14 11
She wanted you to knock the door down and held her until she stopped crying! (Probably). Idk. My old friend acted like that. Didn't make much sense really
alexxxxxxxx_fml 6
Sometimes you gotta let women win but there has to be a point where you draw the line so she knows not to cross you.
tvwrestler98 14
dump her for Christ's sake
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Is her name Dory, but any chance?
kenyrabit 25
The only constant is you