Today, I was taking a nap in our country house. I was sick with a fever of 101.3. When I woke up, I saw that my family had left to go back to the apartment. They forgot me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML
Today, I’ve been suffering with a fever of 104° as well as an ear and sinus infection. I asked my mom and sister if they could get me meds and fluids from the store. I sent them money through my bank app for the supplies. They took my money and went to lunch instead. I’m still sick as a dog. FML
Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML
Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML
Today, I'm stuck in bed with a fever, aches, and nasty cough. My kids and husband had it too, and kept coughing without covering their mouths, despite my asking several times so I wouldn't get sick. FML
Today, my husband had a bad stomach bug and fever. While I was at work, he had diarrhoea but couldn't make it to the toilet so he went in the bin next to his desk, crawled back into bed, and passed out. It sat there in this heatwave for 5 hours. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
I guess it's time to do everyone's favorite past-time when they are home alone. Take off your clothes!
perdix 31
The fever is making your delirious. Your family didn't forget you, they ditched you.
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perdix 31
The fever is making your delirious. Your family didn't forget you, they ditched you.
gobscheidt 0
You have a country house and an apartment and a family to share them with and you think your L is worthy of being F'ed? Forgive me if my sympathy does not overwhelm you.
angryoriental 0
maybe they thought you needed the sleep... I mean you were sick? where the women at?
olpally 33
great family... not... i would like to be left alone when im sick actually... i dont want anyone bothering me so i can get some rest... feel better soon op... your family will come back soon.. hopefully.. haha
MrXerxes5 6
Forgot to add "...you get home and..." after "when"
oGarlande 0
I don't know about the rest of the world but my mom used to do shit like this all the time. no matter what symptoms I had or how bad I felt she would tell me I'm fine and to suck it up. FYL op hope your feeling better. Sneeze in their faces to get back at them
Tnut12 8
That sucks PS FOR THE ALLIANCE!!
jakezanerd 0
tl:dr
zane952 0
Wow
lxndr_fml 4
101.3 (?) ... 38,3 c°, ok yeah, that's pretty bad.
BountyBass 13
time for America to go metric
SmallTownCutie 0
You can't just completely and suddenly change the system a country uses, especially one as large as the US. Yes, the metric system is more reasonable since almost every other country uses it, and personally I know it, but changing what a lot of people have used for a long time is confusing.
Prankster7o7 5
Plus it'd cost money that we don't have.
rubberduckie94 13
they tried to make america go metric in the seventies. for once all the people were unified on something and we refused. no metric
EXO_HE_ACTS_OLD 9
When my dad was a kid they used Fahrenheit but then switched to Celsius (Canada) and they were just fine
txgirl2013 14
House Party??
anorexicbarbie 8
26 The fennec in your picture is absolutely adorable.
imBRANDON 0
Are you f'ing kidding me right now ?
Lexiloulynn 2
Someone's obsessed with their beau!:P
denisa_fml 5
Lol Win