Today, I was taking a nap in our country house. I was sick with a fever of 101.3. When I woke up, I saw that my family had left to go back to the apartment. They forgot me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML
Today, I’ve been suffering with a fever of 104° as well as an ear and sinus infection. I asked my mom and sister if they could get me meds and fluids from the store. I sent them money through my bank app for the supplies. They took my money and went to lunch instead. I’m still sick as a dog. FML
Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML
Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML
Today, I'm stuck in bed with a fever, aches, and nasty cough. My kids and husband had it too, and kept coughing without covering their mouths, despite my asking several times so I wouldn't get sick. FML
Today, my husband had a bad stomach bug and fever. While I was at work, he had diarrhoea but couldn't make it to the toilet so he went in the bin next to his desk, crawled back into bed, and passed out. It sat there in this heatwave for 5 hours. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
I guess it's time to do everyone's favorite past-time when they are home alone. Take off your clothes!
perdix 31
The fever is making your delirious. Your family didn't forget you, they ditched you.
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Comments (109)
resinnet 0
Or maybe they left you there on purpose
ObadiahtheSlim 2
#whitewhine
hanami_fml 0
it happen sometime~that suck.
Calyx_fml 22
Cause you're... HOT BLOODED! Check it and see.
sxe_beast 11
Haha, nobody loves you.
ADub55 0
101.3 I love that radio station!
Dishwad 0
KDWB! (that right isn't it? I can never remeber)
SteelCladAngel 0
if you're old enough to type out a 'fml' you're probably old enough to do something to reduce your own fever.
darkkai 0
they didn't want to get sick
awardZu 0
You must have it rough, with being all alone in a nice second home, with a little fever. You might just have to do something on your own... Sad times when people don't have anybody to wait on them.
ShinigamiKurosak 0
well. now you can gap without having to ninja defuse