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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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A for effort
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML
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bradwould 0
why you complaining. he's romantic lol
UpsidedownKayak 9
OP, you should be flatulence that he shows a large intestine you and such affection for you, even if he has a crappy way of showing it. What I mean to say is don't dump on his adoration for you. I bet you #2 have a great relationshit, don't flush it down the toilet over a defecate of opinion. I bet that one day he will bowel down on one knee and propose to you. Then you and he will have a smooth move in together and poop out a few kids butt you have to keep pushing forward. Good luck OP!
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shaniqualee 2
I would've scooped it out of the toilet and spread it on a piece of toast and eaten it. Then I would've ****** him furiously and have him analize me, which would cause me to take a dump on his chest. And then I would've spread that on a piece of toast. And so the cycle continues...
Big_Aus 0
What a legend!
Danieness 0
At least the poop was heart shaped. My boyfriend used to send me poo pictures just for the hell of it.
steelbubble 0
awwwww!!
taylordey 0
bhahahaha thats actually cute. my bf sends me things that are shaped as hearts too. but not shit, yet.
talkalotbea 0
that's cute(: that's not a fml
dealerdon 0
that's sooo funny poop pictures are great
Fooliieana 0
he's a keeper! *straight face
_lifz_cool 3
win
talktomandybaby 8
yeah..ooookay.."very romantic"