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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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A for effort
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML
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bradwould 0
why you complaining. he's romantic lol
UpsidedownKayak 9
OP, you should be flatulence that he shows a large intestine you and such affection for you, even if he has a crappy way of showing it. What I mean to say is don't dump on his adoration for you. I bet you #2 have a great relationshit, don't flush it down the toilet over a defecate of opinion. I bet that one day he will bowel down on one knee and propose to you. Then you and he will have a smooth move in together and poop out a few kids butt you have to keep pushing forward. Good luck OP!
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Comments (135)
jamjelly386 5
He is simply expressing his love for you, just in a hilarious manner.
topha 0
that's hilarious take a joke
toelie 26
Girls these days.. Wouldn't know a romantic gesture if it hit them in the face..
RedPillSucks 33
I don't think anyone wants to get hit in the face with heart-shaped poo.
toelie 26
I'm sure there are some people out there who would love to be hit in the face with any shape of poo.
Hidan_fml 0
Sounds like a shitty situation. Dump him. He's done dumping today.
LSU33DucKAholiC 0
Aww that's sweet
pfunk129 1
he's a keeper
Alanah101 0
That's disgusting. But, for guys that's romance.
Alanah101 0
*for some guys that's romance. Don't know where the edit button went. lol.
sircyrelle 0
Wow!
perdix 31
My shitty Valentine Sweet fecal Valentine You make me smile with my heart. Your looks are laughable Unphotographable Yet you're my favorite work of fart.
RedPillSucks 33
Who thumbs down this? I thought it was romantically sentimental. Just like the heart-shaped poo. Totally appropriate
Helloworlds_fml 0
YDI for having a "crappy" boyfriend.