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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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A for effort
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML
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bradwould 0
why you complaining. he's romantic lol
UpsidedownKayak 9
OP, you should be flatulence that he shows a large intestine you and such affection for you, even if he has a crappy way of showing it. What I mean to say is don't dump on his adoration for you. I bet you #2 have a great relationshit, don't flush it down the toilet over a defecate of opinion. I bet that one day he will bowel down on one knee and propose to you. Then you and he will have a smooth move in together and poop out a few kids butt you have to keep pushing forward. Good luck OP!
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Heyballard 0
Awww how cute:) he should do that for Valentine's day. You know, print the picture out, put it on a little card and decorate it up with pink and red acessories and ribbons and bows and glitter...wouldn't that be just the most romantic thing EVER?
nbj328ninja 0
awww how romantic in a kinda gross way
mheads 0
He's a keeper
porridge111 6
hahaa actually, I thought it was kinda cute
trey9991 0
what'a sweet heart:D
bigbisawesome 0
ewwww
thecuriouswho15 0
wow, way to say "Goodmorning hunny, hehe look my poop says I
KaliKakes 0
it's the thought that counts ;)
destinycalls 0
that's gotta suck I'd be careful if he asks you to see something and then he takes u to the bathroom
BIGmoney107 0
That's so sweet!! hahaha!!!